Q: If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? Q: Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
Q: The day after the holiday, what did the fridge say when it was asked, "Is everything al-right over here?"?Ī: "No, everything is all left-over here!" Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a hill? Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from? Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?Ī: Because if they dropped them, they would break. Q: Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? Q: What's the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook? Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make? Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Q: Where's the only place that Christmas comes before Thanksgiving? Q: What's the main ingredient in Thanksgiving bread? Q: Which part of the turkey do drummers prefer? Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? So for Thanksgiving, I served him a raw turkey because revenge is a dish best served cold. My husband doesn't think housework is a full-time job. Q: What do you call Thanksgiving if you're selfish? Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, "God bless America?"Ī: The first time they heard America sneeze. Little Johnny's began, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey." On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.Ī: It was Thanksgiving Day and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!Ī first grade class was asked to write a paragraph called "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving."
Q: What's the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?Ī: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. Q: What happens when you're too harsh on cranberries and make them sad?
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